I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

My thoughts exactly. This is not a meme.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

You never choose the lowest bidder on an RFQ. You eliminate the high bid and the low bid, then you choose the best value from the remaining bidders.

This is why.

I really enjoy that you used math correctly. Thank you!

Giving yourself the license to do awful things just because everyone is watching you and keeps calling you out on it is a flawed argument since it neglects the fact that fatigue will eventually set in and people will stop watching you.

Four, actually. Possibly eight.

In related news, 2016 has been extended for two more years.

I swear no one’s getting out of 2016 alive.

You run out of water too soon with a glass full of ice. Then you end up sucking the ice for water droplets, like you’re dying of thirst in the Sahara or in coach on an airplane.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

I fixed it.