“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

Sitting during the national anthem requires no apology to the military or veterans.

His name is Porkchops Bazingas. smdh

How we are all feeling right now.

But all of trump’s fingers are pinky fingers.

I keep dreaming of the EC saying “fuck the consequences, we can’t let this happen. Congress will keep Hillary in line and Hillary will keep Congress in line. 4 years of gridlock is better than the alternative!”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

ashley my eyes why god

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

I like to picture a physical struggle between Trump and Kelly Conway for his damn phone. You know that’s her talking in the second tweet.

Four years of 24/7 damage control, Kelly -you SO deserve it.

You lie down with bigots, you wake up wearing a hood.

Not black.

Also, maybe you want to do a report on Trump wearing black socks with blue pants. I believe you want to match your socks to the suit pants, and while matching them with your shoes is OK, I guess, you’d think a billionaire president-elect would be looking sharper on his first trip to his new home.

Additionally, Trump is part of Romney’s 47%...

Yeah, but from a scientific standpoint, we get to see what four years of Presidency Aging does to this:

1) If you want to win an election, it’s not enough that your opponent is a hateful fucknut. If your own candidate doesn’t inspire people, you will lose.

cool. have fun out there Harden