+8 (miles)

Looking back he almost seems like an ordinary human with ordinary human flaws. (Maybe a little larger than average, idk.) Still a bad choice for the presidency, but not actively venal. Ah, nostalgia.

Dear Stan,

This election. Now W is being seen as good and honorable. And by comparison he probably is.

As you up the difficulty in the NBA2K games, it actually begins to dumb down your teammates until they are useless knobs. You wind up having to almost carry the whole load of the team on yourself to compete. “50 points, 16 rebounds, five assists, seven steals, and four blocks” is exactly the kind of scoreline I get…

This must be because of Essexshire’s Centre Right-Back Nigel Smyth-Yardley’s controversial and deeply unpatriotic decision to kneel when they play God Save the Queen. Or not kneel. Whatever the fuck you’re not supposed to do for the Queen.

Fuck Everything And Blame Everyone

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

will you agree to be a stop on our underground railroad?

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

On the bright side, political satire is going to be fucking brilliant until he bans it.

It wasn’t.

I think Trump cares about police shootings. He just thinks there aren’t enough.

The 2016 election is what a Mel Brooks movie would look like in a universe without laughter.

What is with the abundance of Drew readers who are desperate to piss themselves or shit in not-toilets?

I hope he panicked and voted for Hillary.

He said, “I am not guilty. I did not kill Susan Berman.”

A wheelchair AND a neck brace... look, seriously, how can this poor old guy possibly be a danger to ANYONE...we should totally let him g...... ooooh, you sly old fox!!!

I didn’t really need another reason to hate him, but I’ll take it.