“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

I’m pretty sick but that was just SICK.

Wait. Big spoon or little spoon?

I would literally rather go to The Upside Down.

“Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?”

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

It’s a different shade of green every other day.

...says the guy who’s never seen the Chicago River.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Then wake up the next morning and vow to find exciting new topics of conversation that do not involve goats, Harry Caray, or memorable encounters with Ryne Sandberg.

And yet West Loop is a foodie’s paradise.

A city that is home to the Chicago-style hot dog does not need “new restaurants.”

Ummmm...

Who cares? Bring back Gawker!

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Some say he’s still falling today...

OMG WHERE DID HE GO?!

When I asked Johnson, a corporate lawyer, why he referred to himself as a farmer, he replied: