Jordan would have gotten actual tombstones.

Pretty sure that violates NCAA rules on improper gift giving.

Let’s give this guy a hand.

This has to be the first time I’ve heard Chicago referenced as a Rust Belt city.

News flash: When you name your kids Bastian and Kreighdyyn, they’re gonna get picked on no matter which school they go to.

This is why it’s so much better to just watch the seven hours of Redzone and do something else during your Sunday/Monday/Thursday nights.

Is this the dumbest Kinja ever? I’m asking because I don’t know.

Or do like Barca fans do and throw pig heads.

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

That feels like an important issue now, because if the Cubs are going to win this World Series, they’ll either need to beat Kluber, or win every single game he doesn’t start. Both feel imposing.

Wife was born in East Chicago.

My wife’s family is all from Hammond and Whiting, Indiana. Can confirm, these “dudes” are definitely from that area.

Nah, his bid died weeks ago. These are the gases released from the cadaver after rigor mortis begins to set in.

Crazy is also fun, though

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

Heyward will turn it around next year, but that belongs in a dumpster fire until 2017.