“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

Plus his hands are too tiny

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

So this is the post where I get to talk about my fantasy team, right?

With their mastery of all things social media, I predict big things from Trump’s new #BigLeagueTruthTeam!

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Barry, your mistake was not saying “If I’m wrong, cool”, when you said Tannehill was good.

Tom Brady [sniffs his ass]

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

the longest stocking cap

my worst Miss U.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

When there is a Kinja party I hope everyone is invited except you.