Not sure what you mean; I’m unemployed.

I need a counterpoint to Tom Ley’s “Dinosaurs Suck Now”, because it hurt me greatly. I never meant to take it out on you Barry.

In response to the Redskins’ inflexible defense, the Giants are working on something they call a blanket offense.

K, what should we post about instead today?

Isn’t Detroit the worst thing to happen to Detroit?

My ex-wife went to this concert.

As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

Ahh, Florida State fans. It’s like if Notre Dame fans were bad at spelling.

When you make Mississippi look good, it might be time to re-evaluate.

Well, to be fair, what is a comprehensive physical examination if not your body being audited?

It’s the entire assumption here, it doesn’t need to be spelled out. Hamilton likes to play pretend economist/financial guru sometimes but anyone who knows anything can see right through him. Pay no mind.

This is not advanced financial jargon, you just know nothing about finance.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

Hella weird, brah.

2/5 hellas

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.

Yes, and also the best QB employed by the team ;) (Weinke face)

Chris Weinke is the Rams QBs coach? Holy shit that is horrible.