Yeah it’s complicated, seems like it would be a lot easier for people to just be “not colorblind.”

I hadn’t noticed that, but it’s nice to finally have something to mock the Browns over.

Revis Hemisphere

“When drivers start ripping into other drivers on a personal level, it’s probably an indicator of a much deeper problem.”

Hah, fuck the Tigers. There’s only 24.

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

I can imagine all the NASCAR fans on the lycos search engine typing in Google Tony Stewart.

Newman is a moon landing denier despite getting an engineering degree in a building named for Neil Armstrong. Whatever he says doesn't matter.

I’LL BE DAMNED IF’N I LET SOME WOMAN CALL ME A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES!

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

4/20/2008

Dear Diary -

Was the windshield tinted black?

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.