Crowder should just like, focus on playing better than Hayward and shit

No way something didn’t happen/explode that got Lane kicked the fuck outta Tuscaloosa. 5-1 odds on him stealing one of Saban’s oatmeal cookies.

If you didn’t suck on the peanut shell, did you even really eat a peanut?

“There are some legitimate grievances to have with Donald trump. Him being a sexist racist homophobe is not one of them.”

“NOW he plays defense”

I’d pay like 5 bucks to have heard the convo where a grown ass man (kind description of Newt) was told he has to tweet something or he’ll more or less get fired. What the fuck is even going on anymore man

I hope I care as much about anything in life at one point as Rog Goodell cares about this boner crusade against pretty cool looking cleats.

Hard to feel bad for corporations, but Jet Blue has had a hell of a week and needs a drink

Little conflicted, I am getting way too much joy out of this crying interview i think but its so great i love it i love the tears love

“ It still fills me with glee all these years later that I kept the store from opening.”

Fine points whatever, but is noone gonna call you out for this asinine numbering/lettering system???

Honestly shocked it took him this long to get caught for the double murds, he seems like geniunely bad at being sneaky while murdering

Wait, what’s wrong with the produce section?

Dickhead coworker grilling onions rn in the office what a dick

I wanna be a Japense game show when I grow up

Audibly said whoa three separate times, guy isn’t fair

Donald Trump, the man who somehow makes it possible for you to feel bad for Tiffany’s, Armani, and Gucci.

Motherfucker

Coming soon on the Ringer, What If the Most Heroic People on Earth Threw Lemons into the Boston Harbor instead of Tea

“What the fuck am i doing??”