Most likely to bring Tupperware to a company lunch?

Of all the things, to blame you for Gawker going down is fucking asinine

“can be the type of leader the Packers need,”

Crying rn

“Perhaps The Donald IS for ‘REAL’ and is not going to be another controlled puppet directed by the usual ‘Wire Pullers,’ and does indeed intend to ROCK the BOAT?”

Christ this was informative, thank you.

“Get that condom away from me!”

“HE DESERVED IT HE DIDN’T SCREAM FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS HOW FUCKING PUMPED HE WAS TO VOTE FOR HILLARY”

Seriously cut to the basket one time for me computer

“ traded the sixth pick in the 2013 draft for Jrue Holiday, wasted a top-10 pick on Austin Rivers”

Hands down the best part of the election coverage; thank you all for these, they’ve kept me sane some days.

“a real soulfucker”

“We are covered in vomit, but we are nearly free”

Odds she changes her last name after this election?

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

Friends with Tom Brady, no?

If you imagine the Iguana as Marshawn Lynch’s run against the Saints, it goes scarily well. Even to the point where the last jump and the snake jumping after him and he fucking makes it, might’ve saw a little nut grab. GD what a run.

I...those are clouds right? like clouds?

“look at their eyes when they’re lookin’ at each other. It’s like that hungry look.”

Looks like I’d get in A LOT more trouble for stealing one of these and sleeping next to it for the last four years