“because as he reminded everyone last night, when healthy he can still be very, very good.”

Explaining to my boss i wasn’t shopping for dildos was fun, thx

Um, I’m honestly not positive Gary knows where he is or that he’s running for President at this point

I could put together a better video and i just had to call my IT dept cause I couldn’t get my monitor to turn back on

Desiigner, a popular rapper  live sound making device whose song “Panda” hit No. 1 on the charts despite having only one verse, performed at halftime of the Philadelphia 76ers’ season opener.

GOAT

Holy shit

Don’t throw bottles on the field you savages; do what American’s do and stab someone in the parking lot after the game smh.

“Fuck there’s another bird I hope it’s not another stork for me!”

I’m irrationally mad at this guy

Where the bears Ley

I bought a Heyward jersey over Baez this year cause I was scared Baez would get traded. FML.

Every week I question whether Schilling actually put up that meme

A Canadian genuinely saying they’re sorry is like the boy who cried wolf

Eh, same thing coming out of Trump’s mouth for the last year

Holy shit can we have a law that if you a bankrupt a company you’re out for public service. Would save us a lot of stress these days it seems like.

Everything coming up Apple lately

FS1 hiring strategy: “Fuck it noone watches anyway, lets see what happens”

This election is so fucked up I honestly cannot tell whether the author is trolling or not

Not quite a bear but I’ll take it