Is there anyone on Earth that needs a nap more than Curt rn?

Christ can you imagine if your kid was on his sons baseball team. He’s the epitome of the worst baseball parent ever, now there’s a chance he’s also checking out the catchers ass. Unreal.

*Trump, full of flop-sweat*

“I have a daughter, my daughter has friends. I’ve seen my daughter’s friends, I’m a man—wow she’s a beautiful young lady. I don’t immediately jump to molesting her.”

“smh, rookie”

There’s more salt in Cardinals fans tears than the fucking ocean holy shit

I love all of these things, fuck the NFL

Idk but please god let it be against the Patriots

This article may singlehandedl bring down Morton’s salt dynasty 

It’s almost like Ryan Tannehill fucking sucks

Almost two dozen

“Sources” can’t be trusted, but random ass online polls can. Trump logic

Idk when the last time it was suggested, but Curt needs a gd nap

“If I’m wrong cool”

“Mr. Trump doesn’t like fat people.”

They look like really shitty dolls under a world where Germany won WWII

“Charlotte police chief on not releasing video: “I did not say ‘full transparency.’ I said ‘transparency.’”

damn

Robert Swift aka The Rebel Weasley

Ya but Hillary prolly would’ve coughed in his backswing, and therefore he would’ve never hit the hole in 1. Vote Trump!