That was not your best prediction, Nostro!

So it won’t have a Presidential Suite?

I loved Tower of Guns, and since you guys brought it up, I’m going to use this opportunity to talk about it. I wish it was more ambitious. There aren’t a whole lot of level variations or weapons. Also, as I remember it most of the pickups were simple stat modifications rather than cool effects.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

I hope she punched you then went and bought a Honda.

If I had said that to my wife and kids, I’m positive they’d have thought I just had a stroke.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Get outta here with your eminently fair takes!

that was an unexpected journey I just went on.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

That’s just sick. Why would you even say that? He wasn’t trying to fuck the dolphin, he was trying to get it to piss on him.

He’s famous. The dolphin let him do it.

I’m a proud resident of one of those shit-ass states, but, yeah, fuck us.

There is no polite way to say this.

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

Then you need to order a well-done steak with a side of ketchup and stiff the waiter on the tip.