Not when he’s giving a rim-job, he doesn’t.

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

...it wouldn’t be the first time.

Trump and Sessions say they are going to crack down on pot, because there’s an “opioid epidemic.”

How many kilometers is that?

He probably needs a vacation after doing all of this adult stuff.

Well, she is his cock pit.

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

At another point Madeleine Davies, not to be outdone, exclaimed “Show us some D!”

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

By putting her back on the air all they are doing is validating alternative facts. They should blacklist her if she lacks credibility. I believe the colloquialism is, “Don’t feed the troll.”

He’ll just be keeping the seat warm for that young upstart Frederick Douglass!

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

Sarah Kendzior has been scarily prophetic up to now, and I really don’t like where she thinks we’re headed.