Wishbone was cancelled because Soccer the Dog was harassing the actresses. I mean how many episodes had to have a human actress be pretend married to a dog? Every single one!

His Twitter id is @mitchellvii. Every time I see one of his HOT TAKE tweets, I glance at his name and assume he is a huge fan of Final Fantasy VII, and then I just assume he is Ken-sama:

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

she was wearing her second estate outfit.

too bad her head was one to roll first.

Hey, non-profits have to cut corners.

She’s right on point as always. Cuban was right on point. It’s beautiful to watch this league implode under its greed and arrogance. For all the hype their owners get for knowing how to generate money, collectively they are clueless in crisis management and have no idea that they are the main reason for the decline…

Shown: the NFL replay booth in 3 years, because of this article.

Why don’t you use 1 650 763.73 wavelengths in vacuum of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the levels 2p₁₀ and 5d₅ of the krypton 86 atom instead of a yardstick, you savages.

This is another area where the grand old game of curling, an honourable test of sporting, has it all over your so-called footed ball.

Or sharks with lasers on their heads.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I mean, to be fair, modern printer paper is made to exacting tolerances, otherwise your shitty printers at work would jam even more than they do now.

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…

It can’t be that good because it wasn’t done in an MLS game. -Bruce Arena

I hope everyone else doesn’t make the same unfinished meal joke I do!

Did he leave a half-eaten sandwich in the clubhouse or something?

Comes out the the drain in the drinking fountain.

That describes Chicago Tavern pizza. You stole it from Chicago and are attempting to rebrand it. We’re on to you, you passive aggressive bastards.

Kiss my azimuth.

Sounds like Chicago style thin crust.