Ajit Pai embodies the time-honored principle that in this great nation of ours, no matter who you are, no matter how much, or how little money you have, no matter what country your family comes from, you can still come across as a big dumb fucking hayseed.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

The same reason they use their real names on Facebook to post “all n****rs should hang” on the comment sections of newspaper articles and then are stunned and horrified when they get fired from their government jobs: because they’re fucking idiots.

ignorate assholes

Odds are about 3:1 that one of the juvenile suspects in this investigation is an Oklahoma state Senator in 15 years.

Is Peter Thiel giving them each $100,000 to skip college and innovate new ways of missing 12-foot jump shots?

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Yeah, around 1979, when they went all in with the religious right. That’s when it all went to shit.

I mean, the Republicans have been basically purposeless since the fall of the Soviet Bloc and they’ve basically been Grover Norquist’s minions since. Everything they’ve done—the culture wars, opposition to racial and gender equity, etc—has been in the service of delivering tax cuts to corporations and the wealthy.…

Actually the MLS is run by a bunch of shady criminals operating a Ponzi scheme out in the open for all the world to see.

“Recently, six Czechoslovakian tourists”

Sorry to hear about your marriage.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

And please send his remains to High St. & Fleming. My brothers would love to relieve him of his watch and keys.

Those are actually the limited Mo Cheeks edition.

I would like to cordially invite Joe Walsh to East Oakland, the corner of 90th and E. 14th where he can say all those things as loudly as he likes.

Yeah so after the important football people leave they can go about having their natural disasters anytime they want.

I’m in Mexico City. El Popo sends a lot of ashes constantly but it’s never been a threat to Mexico City, as it’s pretty far away from an explosion. The earthquake thing was true but the recent one was tragic and it’s total BS that he’s using a tragedy as an excuse to trash the place. If somebody said the same thing…

So many narcissists in this story. Only Donald Trump could make me root for LaVar Ball.

I think this is an important perspective, and was honestly more eye-opening for me as a man than the article you’re responding to. But, the article itself still got me to really assess myself on the issue, and isn’t that a good thing? I’ve seen harsh criticisms of every apology from popular men, and I’ve seen harsh…