hockey’s got too many sticks, only one stick per sport please

something something “stick to sports”

any opportunity i can find to repost this, i will take advantage of

because a convicted pedophile is earning royalties from it?

Missing Charles Barkley right now, at least he was honest about only being in it for himself

Rich dicks gotta stick together

Hitler was a doting father who loved dogs, and also a vegetarian! Such a swell guy.

tell it to this guy

i would gladly pay one thousand american dollars for the chance to punch all of these people in the face

who’s got time for that in between all the rollerblading?

dunno why this was bumped, or how i missed it the first time around, but this reminds me of several chapters from the book “variations on a theme park: the new american city & the end of public space” which coincidentally was published in 1992. from the cover:

THEY TRIED TO WARN US

schmaltz is definitely not a “piece” of chicken

...and a son.

this little boy is already wealthier than any of you plebes, i hope this is the least of his life’s inconveniences.

is this the muesli you are looking for?

having a real hard time figuring out why anybody would want 500+ hp in a wagon...like what are you going to be using it for, gunning it out of the supermarket parking lot? the 455 in my parents’ oldsmobile only put out 190 and was an absolute beast (granted the 0-60 was somewhere in the neighborhood of five minutes)

these people do have access to a royal yacht if they’re looking for a more eco-friendly way to avoid the plebes

He was born in Georgia but he’s been coming to Florida for the races since he was seven. “Me and my daddy used to drive down here with a big white styrofoam cooler full of beer,” Clark said. “My job was to hand him the beers while he was driving on the way to the dog races.”