smartphones are also famously why nobody could beat mike tyson

finally a football league for the new millennium

i just want to wrap nurkic’s legs in bubble wrap

i just learned that it is possible to feel deep personal empathy for boogie at the same time as i feel intense schadenfreude for the organization which employs him

the brits are at it, too:

If a lifetime of collecting all manner of nonsense has taught me anything, the bubble is always about to pop.

nothing will reach those danged millennials better than a tie-in to a 30 year old movie

East Rutherford?

Trump, who has refused to release his tax returns, is arguing that the law goes beyond what the Constitution requires in order to qualify as a presidential candidate

The number of new-car dealerships fell last year in the U.S., so Ford is trying to counter the trend by opening storefronts in malls

similarly, “third-team all-decade” becomes “All-NBA Worst Team of the 2010s”

my man no neck joe has really gone places

“When someone is yelling from the audience, no matter who it is, in a small venue where you can hear it ... she was ejected,” Sloane said.

you’ve just described half the alt-right idiots on twitter, things are going great

problem there is that if you pay for espn you’re paying for fox news too

hey guys it’s not like sports has ever moved the needle of public opinion before

*cough*

no way disney licenses it to viacom

if only he had something to aim at

I had a transcription job once where I was typing out recorded prison phone calls, that was a real treat.