i guess breaking an arm is not as bad as taking a knee

lmao i don’t

i’m on team nobody-past-puberty-should-be-eating-string-cheese

i have one simple rule by which i live my life - never trust anybody who thinks the end of the world would be a good thing

i disagree, it is very fun.

This happened to a friend of mine here in Chicago several years ago. He got rearended stopped at a red by a cop driving a cruiser, cop said it was his fault (of course), judge and insurance company both accepted it at face-value and he was on the hook for thousands in damage.

just the athletic department please, the science programs are good

no lie i love the nutmeg in everything vibe

a shame but i hear thunder muscle is looking for new branding opportunity

i look forward to the grenada spice boys’ storybook run

JFK called for a man on the moon, our call should be a category leading chicken sandwich.

my money is on renata definitely drowning somebody in that pool

felony flats is all gentrified now, isn’t it?

driving on a beach is fucking gross

who else can afford them?

chub-bies! chub-bies!

Little-known fact, Barbra Streisand is minority owner of a minor league baseball team in Colorado.

the macarena was #1 for 14 weeks, enough said

I’m sure nothing builds up company morale faster than this being the first thing workers see on Monday morning.