This is the first time I every commented but feel compelled to attend the wake.

We’ll be the last ones standing and we will fight for you. The Kinja community will be together even after they kill it all. We promise that everything you’ve done will never go to waste.

Pro tip - if you can’t find the auto-play sound on video despite scrolling up and down the article a couple of times and looking at all the ads on both sides, interspaced with the text of the article, or among the quiet auto-playing videos above the article, it’s probably down below the bottom of the comments…

Perfect. Amazing.

Exquisite sports content

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It’s like umami for the commentariat soul.

*chef's kiss*

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Stick to commenting!

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

They were probably talking in circles, got pissed off, and decided to go a few rounds...only threw left punches.

Fixed! 

The weirdo critical reevaluation of Steely Dan is one of the worst things online. They’re terrible.