Because the Queen dines on the infants of peasants on Sunday’s and doesn’t much like mixing sport and with delicacies, you simpleton. “Fuck your work schedule, you cunt,” she’d rightfully tell you.

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

Obligatory.

Everyone, get ready to start punching and beating up these fucking Neo-Nazi losers.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

I do NOT. They look like they taste like cardboard, and they absorbed all the grease from the cheese, and they will sink like a stone in your stomach. And the cheese will be dried out and the whole thing will just be a greasy-but-dry mess that tastes like the chemicals they pumped into it to give it any semblance of…

Annie Hall and Rosemary’s Baby are my two favorite movies, so I’m a Predators fan as well.

You can make it a “Free Blanco” shirt.

I remember watching him back in the day and his signature move was pretty unique.

“I bought a baseball team just like George! Why won’t you love me mom?”

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

“Absolutely, Donald Trump should release his tax returns,” Rep. Matt Gaetz, a first-term congressman from Florida, told a town hall in February, CNN reports.

He needs to learn to just shut the hell up when it comes to Trump. Hell, he should’ve stayed away from Trump to start with rather than all this penthouse floor cooning.

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

WAIT. Young people like Marilyn Manson?

If we’re being snide, I’d like to point out that America spans two continents and they are, in fact, fellow Americans.

+1 typo

I’m not up on today’s popular slang, yo.