The point of being a dictator is that if anyone in your country tells you that your shirt doesn’t fit, you can have that person shot.

Whats the point of being a dictator if it can’t even get you a shirt that fits?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found that incredibly fucking weird. Because it was.

I think I might Dolezal myself into one for a year or so. Really get things sorted out, save up some cash. I want to keep my beard, though. It’s a thinker.

My immediate thought:

When you tell those stories, do you preemptively ask people not to allude to how you might sexually desire your children?

You know, I think his kitchen staff may be trying to save the country by killing Trump and these public reports are putting paid to that attempt. I don’t really care if the people who are paying $200,000.00 a year to get access to the POTUS are in danger of falling ill. I bet they all have adequate health care.

just the Secure Fence Act existing is enough to make me give up on this world

“I just want to work and have the freedom to put my voice out there and I want to interact with my fans and my followers, that’s all I want out of this. It’s my job, this is my life. Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you and you don’t understand…

Typical football fan. Resorts to abuse and insult.

Many Colombians find Mormon Missionary English to be incredibly grating, which is my position as well.

Fuck this ahole. Who beats a puppy? Fucking psychopath!

I bitched about some disruptions the last two years (and speculated about whether it was really “worth” it to the city in terms of expense vs. income), but this seems dramatically worse.

Shit, I work downtown and remember so little disruption from the drafts here that this is beffudling me. How is Philly and the NFL screwing this up?

This thread is very revealing. Read the whole thing. I’ll just post the first couple of entries here:

Not even a little bit. He’s a treasure IMO. Great coach and a good sense of humor, and also thinks the media is bullshit. All good points in my book.

Nope. Everyone likes Pop. He’s about as universally beloved as someone as successful as he is can get. The man is self aware, erudite on the issues of the day and fucking great at his job both as a hardened winner but also a according to his plays as a creator of a nurturing environment for both young and old.

Whats…

Crooked? You think the NBA’s master plan is the Blazers accidentally winning a meaningless home game against the Spurs?

And are willing to vote in every single election (off years, local and stat elections, school board elections), while so many people sit them out again and again.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.