Fortunately this will never be needed in America because of our highly successful Abstinence Program.

Right? I came here to say the same thing. This is the same 30% who still strongly support Trump, are for the Wall, don’t want to pursue the Russia scandal, want to ban abortion, want to keep Muslims out, want to destroy the EPA and hate puppies. Fuck ‘em. They’re the deplorables that Hillary was talking about.

I agree that the extra African teams will be stronger than the filler from CONCACAF and Asia, but would somewhat disagree that Peru and Paraguay aren’t any good. Still, assuming that was in place this year, whichever one finishes 7th will have a spot in the new 6 team playoff anyway and should have a very good chance…

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

FIFA, guys, just make an NIT Tournament for the countries that don’t get in. It’ll still have a few decent European teams, and you’re forgetting the most important element: Two tournaments means two host nations. Which means soooooooo many more bribes.

Look, the conservative viewpoint on this is very simple. Immigrants should be allowed to pick fruit, look after our kids and play the wing. Just no going to school or hospitals.

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Now how are they supposed to open their beer?

what makes you think that college football and sanity correlate?

“I’m heading to the football game tomorrow, better get my gun ready”

Uh, I wouldn’t count on that.

Ok. I’ve been holding back on this shitbag for a while, but those kids are being ruined. I mean, as normal human beings. This guy is an emotional abuser. Where is their mother? I really really hope there aren’t any girls being raised by this piece of garbage.

Wash your hands, people. Food shouldn’t go viral.

Isn’t a fascination with policework/criminal investigation/law enforcement something of a forensic psychology cliché? (I’ve heard this a bunch but my google-fu is failing me, except to turn up articles stating that Omar Mateen attempted to become a cop multiple times but failed the screening or was removed from the…

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

Nobody thinks that.

As someone who is on the legal record as having dragged his ex-wife by the hair as he was beating her, in front of their kids.. him talking about anyone’s hair is fucking stupid. Also, he’s bald. And cheater. And a wife beater. And a liar.

I have a few uncles that seem to be inhabited by the spirit of Ty Cobb, but you don’t see me writing a book about it.