They should go Legacy and call themselves the San Diego Clipper Chargers

The San Diego Whale Vaginas. Or is that redundant? Is this joke still relevant? FAN VOTE.

And apparently not Kaepernick...

So this fucking guy invited truckers and Mack executives to the White House to talk about healthcare. Because if anyone knows about healthcare it’s the guys who live off of truckstop potato skins, Mountain Dew, energy pills, 5 Hour Energy, and scour parking lots looking for a toothless Lot Lizard blowjob.

It must be pointed out that this is a man who, for the list 8 years, has been selling butter in commericals.

Don’t forget “shoving insane amounts of prescription drugs into players,” “ignoring domestic abuse unless there’s video of it,” and “profiting off the military and breast cancer awareness.”

Funny, I too hate “covering up brain damage,” “blacklisting players from the league for political activism,” and “having a racist team name.” It’s like me and Rog are on the exact same page!

I dunno - currently I know that if I leave as soon as a team scores, I have time to take a shit, rub one out, smoke a bowl, and go buy more weed before a return to meaningful action. This might fuck with my Sunday rhythm.

Yeah the NFL or their broadcast partners is going to make less money because they care about us and our experience.

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

Two things can be terrible at the same time. Come on.

Most people who are not sociopaths can be simultaneously horrified by this AND by some troll admittedly trying to kill a man by triggering seizures.

For fuck’s sake.

Exactly. The protesters were clearly in the balcony above the legislators, so both literally and figuratively, this went over their heads.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

I did not know that lot had a soccer history but for the past 10 or so years have continually daydreamt about Toyota Park being there instead. Now, I’m double sad/mad as before. From Logan Square this would be a nice bike ride. Welp.

Here is the Private Bank Fire Pitch for the rec league which has a bar and restaurant. https://goo.gl/maps/enKwiQTeVj72

Cuahtemoc Blanco Libel!!!

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Audience member: “Pay them the right wages.”

This is a _____ about the _____, and the hypocrisy of the current administration.