At least the NCAA is consistent in not wanting folks to get paid for making someone else a lot of money!

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

AND I AM THEEE RHOMBUSSSS

OMG HE WAS PROBABLY ORGANIZING A PROTEST

“John McMahon, who said that the employees’ responses were “not consistent” with his expectation of customer service.”

Why is Tom Friedman there?

“And Uncle Ben. Terrific guy, with some of the best rice you’ve ever had, tremendous rice. Shame what happened to him. We’re going to have to do something about Spiderman.”

Duckman, the cartoon that ran on USA in the mid-90s, had an episode with the premise that the cure for cancer had been discovered long ago, but the medical establishment and pharmaceutical companies were suppressing it because cancer makes them so much money.

By the same argument, she is saying that everyone on the left is an egg-throwing psychopath.

From far away, the sound of idiocy can be misunderstood as hope

This is how I’m imagining it.

He wears a mouth guard, pulls his socks up to his knees and his shorts are too small

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

I don’t have photos, but within a month you will be writing about how Cruz’s behavior at these games, which I’m sure involves copious elbows, calling a foul every time someone breathes on him, and jacking up a shot every time he gets the ball, has made him the most hated man in Washington.

If only he would stick to sports...

One of my co-workers, a 65ish year old black man, got “nigger” dropped on him outside the county court house (we are lawyers) by random passerby. He smacked the guy over the head with an umbrella. Seemed appropriate to me.

Agreed 100%

nice to meet a fellow Perd-vert