Belichick joining neo-Nazis in support of Trump is just another example of his penchant for unorthodox alignments.

The Lakers play in California. They don’t even have water!!

+1 mile walk to school (uphill both ways)

vs this?

I would blast Stryper just so my father would come in to yell at me about the evils of rock music and I could shut him up by saying, “but dad, they’re Christian!”

I’m a big fan of “General Sherman Day” if for no other reason then to remind most of the South that the Civil War did in fact reach a conclusion some time ago, and it didn’t end well for them...

These are some of the best burns by Atlanta in a long time.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Goodell: Mark, I gotta be honest. The NFL will not permit this.
Davis: Oh, really? Maybe some “Green” will change your mind.
Goodell: Are...Those lettuce cups?
Davis: Ooohhh yeah. But it’s not the lettuce that should interest you. It’s whats...inside.
Goodell: Shredded chicken?
Davis: *Whispers* It’s delicious.
Goodell:…

The really cool thing is Mark Davis will be able to go through with his plan to exhume his dad’s body and place it in a display next to the team’s Super Bowl trophies in the stadium and, since it’s going to be in Vegas now, it won’t be considered to be even a little bit in bad taste.

It’s surprising Tim Howard would be so tone deaf, since most of his difficulties have to do with volume.

Fixed.

I was going to chastise you for forgetting the Sacramento Kings—but then I remembered we’re only discussing professional teams here.

With so many empty seats, Spanos has recreated a real old school San Diego vibe for his presser. All that’s missing is the blackout.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

How are you at lifting large, human-shaped Cheetos?

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

I’m not working my hardest because I’m trying to reach the highest level.

I’m a middle aged, middle income, fairly unremarkable white guy. As such, and with what I would like to think is a reasonably centrist perspective on most things political, I can’t help but think that the problem with Black America is not black people. The problem with White America is not black people, either.