“See this is why we can’t have women around men’s sports!!!!”
-Some asshole

Unlike, say, Steven Tyler? Iggy Pop? Keith Richards?

Sorry about Chicago! I computed a side-trip to the 359 sites in the Chicago area. http://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/us/chicago.html

What about the City of Chicago? We are loaded with NR sites.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

Love letters to Minneapolis don’t win oscars. Not self congratulatory enough for Oscar voters.

So instead of talking about it and trying to excise racially-insensitive language from our conversation, let’s just say “fuck it, everyone does it” and never grow. Cool.

Racism? At Lazio?

I work in tech. In fact, I work in data science.

“thinking without a box,” 14

Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

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Prettiest uniform colors

It wouldn’t be fair to give the Cardinals home field advantage every year.

It was the summer before my senior year. I had just gotten home from a Weezer concert at the Xcel Energy Center when my dad told me and my cousin that the game ended in a tie. I said, “Really? Who gives a shit? It’s an All-Star game...”

I would pay for an Emily & Paris only series.

Love to know what the black man on the elevator is thinking. He looks like, seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

They totally tried to lure me into a van last week promising me “merchandise” - first they drug you and you wake up in the locker room watching game film which is nothing more than a loop of an old Nintento 64 Madden 1999 game.