The reality is nobody should be wearing Monte Coleman’s number, Darrell Green’s number, Art Monk, Gary Clark, Dave Butz, Joe Jacoby, Russ Grimm.

here are just a few recent “lads on holiday” funtimes:

You easily find parking, can have some great ballpark food, a few beers, and watch some decent baseball. Then when the games over, you give the 12 other fans there a hug goodbye and hop right back onto the highway.

So...not actually a conclusion, then.

if they waited a coupla years they could have marketed it as a “heritage” brand

maurie lucas would like a word

maybe for a normal human, but lillard hits those like every other night

If this guy is Gallant, wait til you see Goofus

the only people surprised by portland are the east coast media types who never stay up late to watch them.

unpopular opinion: all barbecue is good, for different reasons

maybe someday deadspin can hire a person to pay attention to the western conference, where all the actually good teams are

you can thank their corporate overlords’ quest for gold and synergy

Hang on just a sec here...Muffet?

it’s almost like somebody saw this coming

rightwingers are fucking gross

i wonder who could be haunting it?

yes heaven forbid people might experience some small amount of dignity next door to me

i pay way less than the most basic of cable packages and none of my money goes to newscorp. win-win

same way they’ve done it with soccer hooligans, surveillance cameras and facial recognition software