frozen custard (can we just call it lesser ice cream because it is?)

how much time ya got?

owning a pair of wraparound shades?

papa john redux

heartwrenching, he’s worked incredibly hard this season

noonz has a rider in her contract stipulating NO FEWER than 8 martinis before any column inches are filled

he traded that valor for money & power

because if the internet needs anything, it’s more videos of old men receiving disinterested handjobs

i say we repeal the rural electrification act since those folks hate the new deal so much

Einstein never even learned to drive, but he could fly like a goddam angel

Footage online shows his car being surrounded and smashed with baseball bats seconds after the crash

players today are unhappy and anxious as “a direct product of social media.”

I know Alaska is strange in innumerable ways, but why is food safety the purview of the environment department, and not, say, public health?

maybe we can relocate it to lake elsinore

because people knew nothing about him other than “He’s the GOAT”.

I’d say it’s an ongoing issue in every corner of life, everywhere.

but hey at least we didn’t get those obummer death panels, amirite?

looks like bill walton exploded on a t-shirt

the cops had to do the necessary “research”