+1 bullet billed to the family

https://www.theonion.com/affluent-white-man-enjoys-causes-the-blues-1819565488

Mothership Accidentally Descends On Hootie Concert

98, what a year

Just saw a leaked shortlist

Its honestly not worth worrying about it happens so infrequently. All the claims of “There are already 155 school shootings this year!” include like a school resource officer shooting into the floor accidentally, a person shooting themselves in the parking lot of a long-closed school and a stray bullet hitting a…

Worst part is, Lipinski is practically a Republican anyhow.

“Either you are for Trump or you are against him...and that is all some people need to know to make judgments about you.”

You could have asked the same question about the Celtics in 1966.

Rose, we don’t really know what goes on in her head that made her willing to sacrifice the lives of every Resistance fighters in the bunker just for one former stormtrooper whom she had known for literally hours.

I wouldn’t be so sure

I can’t wait for the grand opening of Mike Love’s All-You-Can-Eat Kokomo Shrimp Shack.

This seems like a very good way to convince folks to step up.

So weird from a guy too ugly to be on camera now.

it’s almost like there’s an entire apparatus dedicated to spreading rightwing propaganda...

“liberals are saying the american flag is offensive to muslims”

I mean it’s a hell of a lot easier than accepting that your long-dead ancestors might have been racist assholes.

Shoot-first cops are bankrupting Chicago

But they are trying to “help young people”! Why won’t you let them “help young people”!?