dandyist
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dandyist

Quantity over quality, the American way.

Three things:

Rightwingers: “Corporations are people!”

tldr, short version:

I think about 95% of non-Jason Bateman films are conceived in the same fashion.

The Sir Jack Hobbs of racism?

Now playing

And you can’t even get a glass of Watney’s Red Barrel!

cocktail ingredient

I mean, that does sound moderately less annoying than having to listen to Joe Buck.

They shouldn’t have stuffed the bumper with bologna.

“Why are we worrying about dogs when we should be worried about people?”

We’re all stuck in the final season of LOST.

How much is James Harden paying you?

Imagine if in 2016 Jeff Sessions said if he became AG he would use his powers to address the “lawlessness” of Hillary Clinton or Obama or whomever

fucking hell

The list of things I miss about Portland is short, but definitely includes Rubinator.

Let’s focus on the important thing here folks, at least she respects the anthem!

Who does this?