Tommy LaSorda is a national treasure!

I always assumed it was pronounced “Becky”.

Russia is cool.

Since when is FIFA opposed to kleptocracy?

LOL not possible

I would like at least one of them to carefully prop their phone up first so we can all get the satisfaction of witnessing that dogpile.

Oh, Becky.

Dairy QUEEN!? Sounds like a sekrut gay recruitment center to me!!1!!1!

But you can’t do it everywhere...so again, don’t believe everything you read on the internet.

If he were a Jail Blazer he would def be Ruben Patterson.

Republicans.

This ain’t just Louisiana.

I guess anybody who doesn’t shake her hand is a hologram or something.

vapors!

It’s “now” a scam? Does nobody remember the ‘90s?

She didn’t say “a crowd”, she said “people in the crowd”.

See paragraph #2:

“Portlandia-style”? Hasn’t that been part of the show since like, always?