Or...they could just reform the lottery system?

the NFL?

You forgot one:

Dude, relax.

I mean who wouldn’t want to work in such a beautiful place?

Oh, you mean like they already do further north?

Here’s a fun read for more on why East St. Louis is so awful (spoiler alert: it’s capitalism):

B-b-b-but tepid uninteresting white guys need heroes toooooo!

and his party will turn on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2xHXlsNKIk

Dude, if you’re going to give away all the secrets at least get them right. Madigan isn’t the guy to cut your tax bill, Ed Burke is. Whose state rep brother lost to a 26 year old on Tuesday.

Dexter’s Laboratory > Dexter

Angry kangaroos on every course would almost make golf watchable.

Agreed. Ridiculous.

There’s a Taco Bell in Tijuana...no relation.

It doesn’t matter how nice the immigrants are. They probably are nice. Most immigrants are nice! That’s not the point.

Sadly not enough action on minor league games to make fixing worthwhile.

Or, as I prefer to call it, “one foot on the gas, one foot on the brake”.

the Trump administration invested heavily in convincing lawmakers it would unwisely damage the American partnership with the Saudis