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FSU has an economics department? I thought the only majors were Football & Gator Wrasslin’.

“Stop in any town in the San Joaquin Valley and you might as well be in Tulsa or Little Rock or Amarillo,” said Dale Scales. “Same music, same, values, same churches, same politics.”

Lenny & Squiggy

Have you ever tried to convince an old man that they’re wrong about something?

Just 10 minutes shy of Tarkovsky’s Solaris, so I guess a theatrical re-release of said epic should expect similar box office returns?

Here you go, friend...

David Brooks will be along momentarily with his latest column on why millennials are actually just confused conservatives.

#notallbears

It’s weird, but then again Latin America(*) has a rather complicated ethnographic history!

INDEED

If he was a true patriot, he’d be suing the OLCC for existing.

I just want these

Just wait til the russkies perfect their remote polonium poisoning technology. Tiny 3d printers or something...

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

What sort of lying, piece of shit doctor makes a statement like that?

What we need is some kind of engine of the future!

If Hoffman Estates is Chicago, Morristown, NJ is Manhattan.