Imagine, if you can, the USSF and new president Carlos Cordeiro, backed by a slew of MLS owners, calling a press conference and announcing their undying loyalty to Donald Trump, and urging all American soccer fans to vote Republican in the upcoming midterm elections.

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It’s what Lillard does every night. He’s content to score 15 if the other guys are stepping up, but if they’re behind going into the 4th he turns it on.

I BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YOU PEOPLE

Misery loves company

Or Phyllis Schlafly.

I used to know an ultraconservative guy who was always trying to turn EVERY conversation into a discussion of “why liberals are stupid”. He once drunkenly confided to me that he was really unhappy in Chicago because no women wanted to date him due to his politics.

What I don’t want to see is some Langston Hughes, “What happens to a dream deferred?” mess where everyone’s potential dries up like a raisin in the sun.

So we’ve learned two things:

Freedom of speech does not equate to freedom from consequences.

er um #bluelivesmatter though right?

Open letter to the clearly well-adjusted man holding the sign in that photo:

Trump supporters are basically like battered wives at this point.

Too bad Mnuchin doesn’t know how YouTube works.

Or, I dunno, we can use a person’s actual culture of origin and stop pretending everybody south of the Rio Grande is the same?

His supporters are too busy triggering libs to care about corporate malfeasance.