Oh what, you’ve never been invited for dinner in the HUD secretary’s office? It’s the hottest ticket in DC!

Dude probably thinks a Smoot-Hawley is a classic British roadster.

Am I alone in having had to read The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman in junior high?

Seriously, that’s all it takes?

Even with the DWR markup you can get a “decent” chair for under $5k.

Because suburbs are garbage

Cut the man some slack, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a 31% approval rating.

there’s always the chance that no one’s heard about the gun violence in Chicago

“a tiny country like Morocco”

Yeah you’d think a Trump administration would be music to the ears of grifty FIFAteers.

PARTY OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY™ 

Every comment on the Daily Caller & Washington Examiner was some variation of “I believe him, God bless you Mr. President!!1! #maga”

Typical trumpist, a legend in her own mind.

And life in general, really.

Racists are really bad at geography.

The rest of the world will go away if we just close our eyes tight enough.

LOL citing a CBS sitcom as something that is “considered funny”

“absolute power breads [sic] absolute corruption.”