Nah he seems entirely too reasonable.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

It’s true, look at what the last 400 years of real-world violence against Native Americans & black folks has done to our national psyche.

“Federico Muyshondt”

Let’s not forget that the teachers’ unions are all commie fronts trying to indoctrinate our kids!

Secret Obama plot to enslave Christians, duh.

Are you saying it’s some kind of Jacob’s Ladder scenario?

I turned this game on at the top of the 4th quarter and was genuinely confused about what was happening.

Lillard would have made that last shot.

People who spend real money on fake drugs are the #1 problem with the world today.

I remember him calling a Blazers game back in 2004, shortly before Rasheed Wallace got traded to Detroit going on and on about “He’ll never win a championship because blah blah blah”. Cut to like four months later:

Oh no, they are 100% speaking to their audience of mouthbreathing idiots.

He wishes.

That’s some straight Harden-level flopping

Nah, it’s because he’s a poor oppressed conservative! This is also why Clint Eastwood & Mel Gibson don’t get to make movies anymore.

The real problem is not that the app isn’t secure, but one of geographic literacy. Half the country can barely read a map, let alone understand what geospatial data is, or how it works.