Detroit? Wheels?

Careful now...

A Florida Republican who is also a raging dipshit? Well, I never!

No man is that fucking stupid to believe that the only safe way to interact with women now is to not interact with women now.

Minor point, but it’s easy to forget how clumsily the US media dealt with the Soviet breakup, especially in Olympic coverage (CIS? “Unified Team”?). Ukraine had only been independent for two years at this point, in ye olden pre-internet times it’s totally plausible that they really couldn’t find a recording of the…

Is this a problem exclusive to college football, or like, the entire American capitalist system?

this guy, for real?

Maybe he pulled a swindle on the Norwegians, passed off some tarted-up old B-52s from a scrap heap as the newest thing.

Remember seeing a news clip of a woman who didn’t realize the ACA and Obamacare were the same thing.

Not your fault, the American mindset is fucking bonkers.

Evidently, nothing is more appetizing to the wily Homo americanus than a squishy plastic thing filled with liquids in unnatural hues of orange & blue.

1000%. In the case of the Chicago Tribune, editorial views their core readership as old, white, moneyed & suburban (i.e. dying off). I would buy the stupid paper if it hadn’t been hollowed out to the point where it’s just tire store ads and John mutherlovin’ Kass.

“No thanks!” - The Azores

Same dude, later that night.

The pubs close at 12:30 on weekends, so good luck with that.

Just look at this smug piece of shit. He is 100% trying and failing to conceal his tiny boner.

General strike, shut down every big city and grind the economy to a halt. That’s when tyrants & oligarchs pay attention.

Particularly in a sport that glamorizes weird prepubescent body forms?

Toddler libel! My 2-year-old’s fine motor skills are leagues beyond this wastoid.