Is Robot Martin Van Buren giving an epic eyeroll in the background?

If you watch him on the regular, he is a pretty remarkable cat...not just his level of play, but his unselfishness, and his ability to be cocky without being arrogant. He can drop 40 points but in the walkoff interview he’ll shift the discussion to call out a teammate for a clutch rebound or whatever. His reputation…

ARA & SHARP have been trying to draw attention to this problem since at least the early 90s. Better late than never, I guess.

The large white guy in a kimono definitely won’t stand out.

Even the army is like, “Guys, we don’t need more tanks, we could really use more money for like PTSD treatment or whatever” and Congress is always all “LOL, nah, here’s more tanks”.

LOL, as if the other owners would let a colored fella join their shitty rich guy club.

FIFY: Who the fuck isn’t playing in the NFL CFL Arena League right now that you would want to see play football?

I mean, dude only gets paid $8 million a year before endorsements, what a clown!

+1 Annual Fundraising Event

How is that possible when this exists?

That’s Chicago deep dish, bro. We mostly feed it to tourists so they get drowsy and then we rob them.

“People in Illinois and St. Louis who think that’s their style can kiss my Swedish ass.”

Choropleth? I hardly knew her!

I love how the MLS actively tries to sabotage itself and make me not want to ever watch it. Keep up the good work, guys!

Better yet, OKC moves back to Seattle first.

The connections are deep and numerous. An acquaintance of mine grew up in scientology, her dad was an LAPD homicide detective who took early retirement to work as a PI exclusively for the church. 

Money outweighs principles, who knew?

Ball (LaVar)-Ball (whichever son is available) 2020! GIVE AMERICA BALLS AGAIN! #GABA