“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If…

It’s really hard to deal with a barrage of calls when you’re meeting with the funeral director and mourning your loved one. He’s a famous guy who has a ton of friends, so it would be even harder for him. I actually think Twitter is okay in this case (although I think it’s super tacky when people post condolences on FB…

Guys, I just found out that Pornhub changed their logo in tribute to Prince!

I was gagging at the idea of Cruz jerking it, but that Zodiac Killer tweet slayed me dead. It’s my favorite political rumor ever.

Between his stance on abortion and this position on dildos Cruz is dangerously underestimating the trollop voting bloc. I really want to make bumper stickers that say “I’m an irredeemable slut, and I vote.”

He fought against dildos. Why did this just become the most shocking thing about him to me? Let the people have their sex toys, Ted Cruz.

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

you think the heathens that read this site dine at restaurants nicer than chillis?

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.

Or Laura Jane Grace.

Speaking as a common trans woman, I have neither the time nor the patience to be the face of the trans movement. What good are celebrities if they can’t provide a bit of advocacy for their communities? It seems like the Wachowski sisters are fairly well educated and self aware, and we also have Laverne Cox, and Tiq…

A president with a penis, like God intended. It’s going to be enough then.

GOOD TV IS YELLING TV!

Um, why aren’t more people outraged over her posing in a wheelchair? I know ableism is pretty fucking rampant in life, but this is low even for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

I love the idea of a line of Mother’s Day cards (or father’s day cards in my case) that are like “I love you because you are biologically my parent and thats a huge thing in both our lives, but lets face it things are a bit weird between us so this is as affectionate as I can be right now. Best Wishes.”

I have a BPD mom, too. It sucks.

It’s so damn hard to find a card that feels true. I’ve taken to sending light hearted funny ones, because the mush is not true to our relationship.

I’m totally estranged from my borderline mother so *hugs you.* I know estrangement isn’t best for everyone but do not feel guilty for protecting yourself. Also I always suggest this to other children of borderlines but the book ‘Understanding the Borderline Mother’ changed my life.

I’m going to back up and read this but first I have to stop simultaneously crying and fist pumping. Standing in Target last night looking for a card: Nope, Nope, F**k No, In my dreams, In her dreams. Better make it one with a cash holder. (I went with the soft water color with the simple “Happy Mother’s Day”.) Not…