Wow, that was the funniest comment I read all night. Thank you.

I have a metallic purple shade in my medicine cabinet that I think I am gonna pull out tonight thanks to you gals. :)

I think we're spirit sisters. My boyfriend is the same way. Usually t-shirts and jeans, unless it's a special occasion. Then, he will wear a dress shirt and pants. But, he knows I like to dress up and he thinks I look pretty in most situations, whether I wear make-up or not. He likes my make-up, but doesn't have…

Ooo, I need to find some pretty metallic eyeliner. I usually just wear black.

That, I don't know. I think you would have to google it. I just had swim trunks for the little guy because I mostly didn't take him swimming in the pool with other people. Otherwise, I think he just wore a seventh generation disposable diaper. :/ Google it?

I know this requires some garden space, but you can compost them too.

I understand that anyone is capable of anything, but I love Paul Simon so much. (Simon and Garfunkle is my shiz. Like a musical mental massage.) He always seemed so nice. This is hard for me to wrap my head around.

Then she can fire all three nannies and her assistant and hire an accountant. Jeez

ALL OF THIS FOREVER

Try the G diapers? Flushable line. Cotton outside. Pretty cool, not time consuming. I am usually surprised. No one knows about them

flushable liner. Ugh. Not publishable

word. I used G-diapers when I had my kiddo because the thought of all those diapers in landfills weighed heavily on my conscience. They are cotton on the outside and have a publishable liner inside protected by a plastic cover. You just dump the liner into the toilet. The only problem is leakage. They were not…

Child psychologists are probablyat least somewhat qualified to give parenting advice. The best damn advice that works that I have gotten has been from my friends who are therapists or social workers studied developmental psych. Lol

part cotton flushable liners. Jesus. I hate my kindle's autocorrect

no, you are right. I was crunchy as Hell when my kid was born. We got him the recycled, of cotton, with publishable liner diapers for eco-friendliness and we were vegan. Now, I did get him vaccinated, as I am not insane. However, I now kind of recognize that some of my early parenting practices were probably…

Before True detective, I would say Rogan but that show has left me with so much admiration for McConaughey I would wanna fuck him just to lie in bed and talk to him about that part afterwards. Lol. That is a really hard choice though. Seth Rogan is hilarious and there really isn't anything sexier than that.

oh god, I am crying so much. I am dating a soldier, and I am not prepared for that reality yet or my son being sad.

Agreed. I also feel like the idea should be to change people's opinions, not take away their rights. And in case anyone thinks that is impossible, look up Megan Phelps who DID leave WBC. If we meet all this craziness with positive speech of our own, it can change people. If those people never change, it doesn't…

LMAO. I can only imagine his sex tips would be fantastic. Plus, I wanna have sex in space.

You guys just wanna stick your penises in ALL THE THINGS