Well, uh, here’s a picture of a cute dog!

as long as he doesnt say the secret word, we’ll all be just fine.

Any mention of how he got married to the widow next door?

He broke that backboard like Kim broke her vows.

It’ll be a miscavige of justice if she isn’t awarded that paltry sum.

They should cast a monkey sidekick. the ratings will skyrocket. That idea is free, AMC.

“In a show with everything but Yul Brynner!”

Nothing to do with this story, which is terrible if true; but I will never NOT laugh at that ridiculous picture.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

Well that just makes it a whole lot easier for Ivanka to play the role of First Lady.

Anyone else think that Barron can see dead people?

I live in Indianapolis and was at a Pacers game in 2015 around the time Pence passed RFRA. I was sitting in the first row of the balcony and Pence was sitting just below me. I was drunk and proceeded to boo the shit out of him and lob all kind of obscenities his way. After a few minutes my buddy sitting next to me…

If he gets away with this criminal mess (this is some advanced level stalking/extortion),  the inevitable demon child must be named Leopold Loeb.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

I know this one! Zero. The answer is zero.

Add in the He-Man Woman Haters Club and you got yourself a deal.