The President-Elect for Ms. Burrell on Line 1.

Hilaria almost rhymes with Melania.

He looks like a guy who knows every Glory Hole in Texas.

Just looking at the score are we sure that’s not Gary Anderson?

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.

What’s the going rate for a man whore these days?

That one baby just quit. Should have gone to the whip.

Hallelujah!

Inexplicable lack of bears.

Fool me once, Sarah Michelle Gellar.........

He should have been wearing his helmet.

Prime Minister Netanyahu on 1/21/17: Hotels? Great idea, Mr. President!

It’s not the Kylie and Kendell part that makes me want to barf.

Didn’t you mean ‘Will be’?

‘Tis the season......

Mnuchin still holds about a 1 percent stake in CIT, the lender that acquired OneWest for $3.4 billion in 2015, which, if confirmed as Treasury Secretary, he might have to divest.

Sure.

I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said ‘Jesus Christ!’ since the election.

I think you become Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend just for the title.

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”