The President-Elect for Ms. Burrell on Line 1.

Hilaria almost rhymes with Melania.

But the knife keeps coming out red and sticky!

Line forms behind me.

He looks like a guy who knows every Glory Hole in Texas.

I really feel sorry for the person who has to be my Secret Santa.

Just looking at the score are we sure that’s not Gary Anderson?

I guess the Holy Grail is human flesh that doesn’t dry out in the microwave.

Has anyone considered poor voter turnout?

I think we know who will be playing the Baby Ruth.

I once made a little house.

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.

One thing’s for sure, the Russian hacking story is a big mess that has thus far boiled down to either believing the CIA (which lies) or believing Trump (who lies).

What’s the going rate for a man whore these days?

That one baby just quit. Should have gone to the whip.

Hallelujah!

Inexplicable lack of bears.

Well then. My guns and I are just going to stay home and watch it on TV.

Fool me once, Sarah Michelle Gellar.........

I think we’ve just identified every future Darwin Award winner.