KKKanceled.

I’d get them a toaster as a wedding gift, but that might be kind of racist.

They should perform to the Music of Green Day.

But in a very effective Serena Joy impression, she pretended as though she couldn’t possibly take a White House job because of her four children under the age of 12, and that good moms don’t do that.

I’m reminded every time hundreds or thousands of them die in some horrendous tragedy.

“If something happens to him, then it happens to him.”

You know, if you stop him 60 times and he succeeds the 61th, I think you’ve done the best you could. Save him again and maybe the 62nd time is the charm. Or the 79th. Or the.....

Is ‘Writer’ a useful skill on a recently colonized planet?

BAD JUDGE! BAD!

How about putting politicians under oath and charging them with perjury every time they lie.

“YouTube celebrity know for perpetuating viral hoaxes”?

It’s a family trait. Their father isn’t involved in running the country even though he’s President.

I noticed Leonardo DiCaprio went to Alan Thicke’s Memorial Service.

I do like what they’re using for bait.

I’m kind of pulling for Green Day.

I really can’t say I’m happy for anyone here.

I’m surprised this doesn’t include actually killing a bald eagle.

His lips are moving, but all I hear is ‘Wa Wa Wa’........

I think it’s a tie between everything recorded after 1985.

This will certainly be the lead in the next Security Briefing.