Mariah Carey is reportedly still wearing her $10 million engagement ring despite the fact that she stopped dating the man who gave it to her some time ago.

I think we know the cause......

Is this some weird spinoff of ‘The Americans’?

This would have really pissed off Alan Moore.

Thanks for ruining 2016, Rob and Blac Chyna!!!!!!

It was the Earl of Tomato.

There’s a reason rich people stay rich, and poor people stay poor.

And that was before they were each given a license to steal.

2 words.

If the roads are icy my WiFi had better be working.

If Leslie Moonves ran ABC Julie Chen would be on The View.

The ocean’s that way, buddy.

Chinese Sleeper Agent?

Looks like they’re going to be in the market for some new hotels......

Yeah, like Bob isn’t going to rat everyone out for a better parking space.

I think the blame here goes squarely on everyone who voted for Marilu Henner.

Ugh.

This is great, but I’m still waiting for my damn package.

Call them Trump-35's.