This is why we need arenas and hungry lions.

“In the future, if you’re wondering, ‘Climate Change. Nobody really knows’ is when I decided to kick your ass.”

Absolutely.

Is he actually writing for SNL now?

When the crowd wants you to go for it on 4th down, you better listen.

I hope she gets nothing. There’s nothing sillier than picking sides when millionaires fight billionaires. I’d be paying attention if she was trying to get raises for everyone.

They really should have seen this coming.....

They should just have a big hammer off to the side.

“Lussy?”

In a year and a half they can both be on my show.

“I like people who weren’t stabbed.”

I bet your kids are already regretting they ever voted for you.

That’s only one more than I get.

I once had to tell Michael Strahan to stop blocking a fire exit.

Isn’t that the show with Diana Ross’ daughter?

Well, if that’s what the soccer-crazy population of St. Louis needs.....

That must have been Madonna was a little boy.

Since I don’t see how this puts money in the President-Elect’s pocket I’m pretty sure it’s a non-issue.

The bad news is those are pictures from Summer.

She doesn’t look powerful to me. I bet I could kick her ass.