Realizing for a second there, you just gave yourself the exact reason, and a poor deflection. Shitty owners, shitty owners are why they die so quickly. A large clean tank that’s well maintained is what you need to keep them alive. You wouldn’t do it to any other pet, why a goldfish?

Nope. It doesn’t matter how long they live in a bowl, bowls are inhumane because they can’t support the bacteria to make a habitable environment. Fish produce ammonia, bacteria convert that into less harmful (but still harmful) nitrites, then those are converted into nitrates, which can then be kept to a minimum with…

Goldfish can live up to 30 years in captivity (longer than a cat or dog), why are your goldfish only lasting a month?

I know that by writing this I’m indelibly sealing my fate as “that guy”... but if your goldfish tend to die after only a few weeks, don’t get them. Goldfish can live for decades, it’s only the result of the (horrible) conditions that they’re typically kept in that label them a short-term pet.

Just make sure the thing’s actually dead. My friend’s parents had a pond in their back yard that they had goldfish in (if you can imagine, they got pretty large, 6 inches in length bare minimum.) One of them in particular was very tubby, so we called him Fatty McFish. One day we walked by the pond and lo and behold,…

Two of my favorite things in life combined like Voltron.

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

At least it's no longer congested.

At first I thought this was a street cleaning machine in Rio.

...click

That’s some really shitty traffic.

See I can deal with that.

This series has HBO written all over it. Once season (4 or 5 episodes) per book, take your time with it, do it right.

Seriously, the doucheflute needs to be regulated out of existence. Those damn things are far worse than actual cigarettes in terms of annoyance.

There is only one chance to save them, and it’s not something that most of you will agree with. It’s something I wish were not necessary.

As a cat and dog owner, my cat is way less of an asshole than my dog.

The best replacement I have found so far is a private tracker, TorrentLeach. There was an invite code going around in the days right after Kickass came down, “KICKTHATASS”. It was open to 30k people, so maybe it will still work. The seed ratio minimum is only .4, easy to get with outside seeding and easy to keep.

They won’t kill Rick off, for obvious reasons. I don’t think they’ll kill Carl either because he’s really the only kid, so losing that perspective would be kind of a waste, plus I can’t see him beating a child to death and going “Taking it like a champ!” . I think Maggie is actually safe, because Negan has some kind…

Water is typically absorbed in the large intestines right before you poop. So yes... more eating... always more eating... unless you die.

(checks calendar to see if it’s April 1st)