So like Paula Poundstone?

The “gender reveal” is the new way to elicit more gifts from friends and family. Now there are baby showers, diaper parties, and gender reveal parties. Guests are expected to bring gifts to all of these things.

should’ve aborted that flight.

Gender reveals are for the truly narcissistic among us.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Needs to be pea soup green with vinyl woodgrain on the sides, only then would a Dad the f*ck out of it.

None of the sleek elegance of the Gen1 Taurus wagon!

I think that looks great but the exterior styling of the Magnum wasn’t really the issue. It was the interior, which was cost cut to oblivion. 

I thought the “Amazon Women on the Moon” had a particularly nice take, though Ed Begley Jr. made a very disturbing invisible son of the invisible man.

>“The image of the Invisible Man in the floating trench coat and the floating sunglasses is one that is clearly etched into the public consciousness,” Whannell told EW. “I wanted to kind of get away from that and make something that was really modern, really grounded, or as grounded as you can be when you’re dealing…

The rock also needs a kill tally on side, like a WWII bomber.

#17: Getting hit by any Jezebel writer. Am I doing this right? : P

Drag racing is for fast cars not fast/good drivers.

All I want to know is this: will my wine be more expensive in about two years?

He’s working an angle. What is the angle? God only knows. He’s also recycling forest management issues that got talked about after the Camp Fire, which may or may not be relevant for the Kincade fire. My guess is that if the land discussed here is federally owned, it’s about transferring land to states and private…

Trump’s whole appeal is he doesn’t wait. He is like a 9 year old boy, the first gut reaction he has is his position on any issue. 

But that doesn’t fit his narrative.  He can’t admit he is wrong so he has to continue the falsehoods.  

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

Im confused. The article starts off stating the fire is in its 30th day. The article also states that it started on Oct 23. Am I doing my math wrong?