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Dan Ansom
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Great. There’ll be eBay autograph morons populating the airports with sports teams and bands coming in.

More of the Rock is exactly what we deserve. 

But Don “No Soul” Simmons ended up being the glue that held it all together.

Been looking at houses around Half Moon Bay and all I can think of is that as soon as I move everything I have will get torched. 

He’s the real life Terry from Reno 911. 

The Ring camera strikes again. That siren is a wonderful tool.

Shhhhhhhh. 

My first year in 20 where I just find it hard to care it’s on. 

I know a bunch of people who don’t like him but will vote for him just so some damn commie doesn’t destroy our country. It’s pretty unreal. It’s like they have zero conscience.

Out of his safe little rally bubble. Yes, you’re universally loathed. 

Pennsylvania 6 5000.

I wish some crippling arthritis would finally shut him up. 

I just don’t understand the purpose of half of the things posted lately.

At least you don’t have to run. 

Hail, Squishface.

Can’t wait for next year’s Rich Energy Bowl. 

Ha. Haven’t heard that name since the mid/late 90’s.

My grandfather was a Skylark Man™️ as well. They always had a deep red velour interior and a big fucking compass on the dash. 

His Don Jr. cosplay is decent.