In before Goop starts selling vaginal yogurt cups.

Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

The S4 has 349hp? That seems really low, the V6 Camry with a NA V6 make 301hp, less ft. lbs. But still, that seems low and you have to pay $50k for the Audi. For some reason I always thought the S4 was bigger on power, huh.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Further proof

They’re rudimentary energy domes. They collect and recirculate the orgone energy that emanates from the top of your head. An improved modern version was debuted to the general public in 1980.

Egyptians from antiquity were ... from France?

subaru called

Counterpoint:  Everything you shared a picture of is vulgar.

*snerk* Exactly. The list in its entirety.

Just picked up my new M2 CS. Did you know they made these with four doors??

“and Honda”

Doesn’t really matter, as long as they all have that monstrosity of a grill.

“Borrowing paint scheme ideas from Subaru’s past.”

Too bad we can’t say the same thing about their grilles lol

Paint and wheels, on point.

This is a bad idea. I’m sorry, while I sympathize with those who want to meet their $TYPE_OF_INDIVIDUAL at the airport gate....

I have one thing to say... fuck that. I’m sorry, I have enough of a time having to deal with idiot passengers in ATL and DTW who are all moseying along slowly or staring at their phones while…

I can’t be all alone not wanting more people in security lines, crowding at the gate, or protracted farewells. To me it’s the only thing that’s better about flying since 9/11.

The salt water adds a little seasoning; like soaking your turkey in brine.